i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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