I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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