So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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