She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
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