I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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