what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
All I want is dick and wine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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