Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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