Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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