It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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