HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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