Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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