I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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