Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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