Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
