i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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