she looked like the before picture.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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