I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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