so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Panties = found
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize