His hands were made for my vagina.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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