You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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