Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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