my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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