I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.