its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.