I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.