wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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