I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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