he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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