I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there's paper in my vomit.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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