Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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