Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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