C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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