This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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