How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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