What a fucking waste of an outfit
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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Have fun and good luck.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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