bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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