he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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