Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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