two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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