...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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