I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I want her autograph on my taint
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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