dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
she smelled like a LAN party
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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