Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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