You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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