I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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