ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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