this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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