Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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