There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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