i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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