Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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