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(513): View more from Ohio

i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky

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(804): View more from Virginia

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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(703): View more from Virginia

If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.

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(703): View more from Virginia

yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?

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(209): View more from California

Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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(802): View more from Vermont

You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...

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