So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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