3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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