drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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